November 2011
i think she was serious, ups
Stranger: hi is justin bieber? (:
You: yes i am
You: hi
Stranger: omg, we can kiss? :)
You: yeah, my ass!
Stranger: lol wut.
You: kiss my ass, now!
Stranger: why.
You: because i just pooped
Stranger: ugh.
You: what?
You: don't you love me?
Stranger: yeah but, we can kiss with the lips?
You: yes, you can kiss my ass with your lips
Stranger: -.-'
You: baby
Stranger: what?
You: you're gonna kiss it or..?
Stranger: i don't want to kiss your ass, just your lips.
You: but they taste like poop too because i just ate it, so it's the same thing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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History of Portugal
Portugal: Fucking Spain.
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